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TO TOUCH US I made a mistake in my order, can I fix it? Of course you can. We all make mistakes, a lot of which we don’t even remember. So whether you were completely wasted on absinthe and PCP when you placed your order, or just have giant penis fingers that hit the wrong button, email us at orders@boozepirate.com and we’ll make it happen. How long does it take to receive my order? Depending on blood alcohol levels and short-term memory lapses we usually ship your order from California between one and five days. Can I get rushed shipping? You need instant gratification, huh? We completely understand. If you contact us before ordering your merchandise we will be glad to overnight it for an extra shipping and handling charge. I haven’t received my order yet and panic is setting in. Ok, pour yourself a whiskey and take a deep breath. Now, contact us at orders@boozepirate.com and let us know. We’ll figure it out and make it right. Tell me about your shirts. Well, they enjoy long moonlit walks on the beach and lying in heap next to the bed while you’re fornicating. Aside from that they are printed on American Apparel 100% Fine Jersey Cotton (except where noted) and they will shrink a bit so if you’re not familiar with American Apparel or enjoy a larger fit, you might want to order a size up or just don’t put them in the dryer. Who designs your shirts? In between benders, the Booze Pirate team gathers in a small meat locker on the outskirts of town and brainstorm while we get completely totaled. Eventually someone passes out and a tattoo artist comes in and tattoos the best idea onto the drunken victims chest. Eventually said guinea pig finally wakes up and if he’s pissed off about the artwork, we taze him and flee the scene at once. If he likes it, we sing a song of merriment and head to the warehouse to begin production. Can I submit an idea without getting tazed? Yes you can! Send it to submissions@boozepirate.com and if we use it we’ll send you some free shirts and other paraphernalia. Plus, you’ll be able to wear your own creation on your body when you go out in public. Now that’s rewarding! Washing instructions? Most Booze Pirate products are made with American Apparel's 100% preshrunk combed cotton knit fabric. Expect about 5-7% shrinkage after normal wash. Wash warm, dry low. Although you should not expect any significant fading, wash colors separately from whites, especially on the first wash. What is your return policy? If for some reason you’re not satisfied with your order, simply pack it and ship it with the returns/exchanges form and send it to Booze Pirate Enterprises 75 Executive Ave. Sweet 16 Rohnert Park, CA 95428 Please allow two to three weeks for refunds or exchanges. We do our best to process them as fast as possible. |
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